Stan: Hello Sophia, you're looking younger every day.
Sophia: Hi Stan, and that's a beautiful toupee you're wearing. Great, now we're both liars.
Stan: Hello Sophia, you're looking younger every day.
Sophia: Hi Stan, and that's a beautiful toupee you're wearing. Great, now we're both liars.
A couple of months ago I posted about this too cute Golden Girls t-shirt designed by Glen Hanson. I finally got one! Actually I got two - one in black and one in brown. Got it at a most interesting gay store in Silverlake. Wasn't sure where to look first - the giant paper-maché penis or the cages! Whatever. They had my shirts!
I actually emailed the artist Glen Hanson through his website and he was quite nice! Told him the design was gorgeous and asked him how come the shirts didn't come in designs for women!
Went to a taping of a pilot on the Warner Bros lot tonight! That was my first time. It was a Bernie Mac pilot for a new show called Starting Under. My friend Nef invited me and put me on the list. She also got me into the "wrap" party afterwards. Cool eh?
Translating for you: WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS? Or "Wa fres ell is is?" when your keyboard RANDOMLY decides to make certain letters refuse to work while online. And I say online because I can write in Word and Notepad with no issue whatsoever but as soon as I go online, I end up at ox.om instead of vox.com! What the H is going on?!! SONOFABITCH!
Blanche: Besides I can't take it back, I paid for it in advance
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well, no, I paid with nature's credit card.
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
Dorothy: Hi, how was your date last night?
Blanche: Oh it's too soon to tell. I'll let you know when I send him home
This was HYSTERICAL!!
Rose to Blanche: So, I forgive you for being a moral less emotionally needy
man leech with an airbag in her headboard.
Dorothy: Oh Rose, honey, I think you're putting the cart before the horse.
Rose: And that's bad?
Rose: Mmmmm, Sophia! The kitchen smells wonderful. Is it Chef Boyardee?
Sophia: [Sophia holds up a knife] Stick it in my heart, Rose, it'll hurt less!

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