Sophia: Relax. There are some things you never forget. Driving a car is like making love - in both cases a mirror makes objects appear larger than they really are.
Sophia: Relax. There are some things you never forget. Driving a car is like making love - in both cases a mirror makes objects appear larger than they really are.
What was your biggest cooking disaster?
I tried to make Cafe du Monde beignets from a mix at Cost Plus. Ugh! Misread the directions (BADLY) and started putting in seven cups of water instead of seven tabelspoons or something. I eneded up using the entire box to try and fix it instead of starting a new batch. Oh it was awful, flour everywhere, they were heavy as hell and sunk in the oil istead of floating like they should.
6/5/08
Wowser I'm the question of the day!
If you had to write your autobiography in 6 words, what would you write?
Submitted by mitzie.
I answered this the day I submitted it as a question.
Smiling vox loves family; New Yorker.
Considered replacing New Yorker with picky foodie.
My friend Brock emailed this to me (www.thebittersuite.blogspot.com).
From Brock:
At work, one of my colleagues presented this challenge and I was wondering what all of your responses would be.
Ernest Hemingway was once asked to write an entire story in 6 words. He stated that he thought the result (For sale: Baby shoes; never worn) was the best work he ever did.
If you had to write your Autobiography in 6 words, what would it be? (I think I'll suggest it as the question of the day).
This is what I came up with:
Smiling vox loves family; New Yorker.
Considered replacing New Yorker with picky foodie. I'm all about voiceover hence "vox".
Blanche: You know Sophia, this birthday has me pretty depressed as well. You think you could hep me too?
Sophia: Sure. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words. You're old, you sag, get over it!
Rose: I just found out I'm the most boring on Earth.
Sophia: Did something happen to Regis Philbin?
*Sigh. Still nothing from Rue McClanahan.
Rose: Did I ever tell you about my cousin Vigdov Frickin? He tried to go it alone in a 3 legged race. Well! You know what happened to him?
Dorothy: Please. Please Rose I don't want to hear about your Frickin cousin!
OMGOSH!!! Today is Bea Arthur's birthday and the day is almost over! I can't believe I didn't know! I'm a sucky Golden Girl fan clearly! Though this explains why Dorothy is my favorite - we're both Taureans!!

(pic courtesy of Dlisted.com)
My friend Laura HOOKED me up with my "Wise" obsession!


A box full of goodness arrived today. WOOT!

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