Oy!

The Golden Girls quote of the day

Sophia: Relax. There are some things you never forget. Driving a car is like making love - in both cases a mirror makes objects appear larger than they really are.

Jun 4, 2008 7:52:05 PM

QotD: A Mess in the Kitchen

What was your biggest cooking disaster?

I tried to make Cafe du Monde beignets from a mix at Cost Plus. Ugh! Misread the directions (BADLY) and started putting in seven cups of water instead of seven tabelspoons or something. I eneded up using the entire box to try and fix it instead of starting a new batch. Oh it was awful, flour everywhere, they were heavy as hell and sunk in the oil istead of floating like they should.

Jun 1, 2008 11:05:17 PM

Six Word Autobiography

6/5/08

Wowser I'm the question of the day!

If you had to write your autobiography in 6 words, what would you write?
Submitted by mitzie.

I answered this the day I submitted it as a question.

Smiling vox loves family; New Yorker.

Considered replacing New Yorker with picky foodie.

My friend Brock emailed this to me (www.thebittersuite.blogspot.com).

From Brock:

At work, one of my colleagues presented this challenge and I was wondering what all of your responses would be.

Ernest Hemingway was once asked to write an entire story in 6 words. He stated that he thought the result (For sale: Baby shoes; never worn) was the best work he ever did.

If you had to write your Autobiography in 6 words, what would it be? (I think I'll suggest it as the question of the day).

This is what I came up with:

Smiling vox loves family; New Yorker.

Considered replacing New Yorker with picky foodie. I'm all about voiceover hence "vox".

Jun 1, 2008 10:53:02 PM

The Golden Girls quote of the day

Blanche: You know Sophia, this birthday has me pretty depressed as well. You think you could hep me too?

Sophia: Sure. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words. You're old, you sag, get over it!

May 23, 2008 1:35:46 AM

The Golden Girls quote of the day

Rose: I just found out I'm the most boring on Earth.

Sophia: Did something happen to Regis Philbin?

*Sigh. Still nothing from Rue McClanahan.

May 21, 2008 11:47:10 PM

Happy Birthday!

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May 18, 2008 1:03:00 PM

The Golden Girls quote of the day

Rose: Did I ever tell you about my cousin Vigdov Frickin? He tried to go it alone in a 3 legged race. Well! You know what happened to him?

Dorothy: Please. Please Rose I don't want to hear about your Frickin cousin!

May 14, 2008 8:13:19 PM

Happy Birthday Bea!

OMGOSH!!! Today is Bea Arthur's birthday and the day is almost over! I can't believe I didn't know! I'm a sucky Golden Girl fan clearly! Though this explains why Dorothy is my favorite - we're both Taureans!!